Red Swingline Stapler

it was the first thing that came to mind

so anyway, over at Protein Wisdom, Jeff G. (actual) has the goods on the (very) junior Senator from Illinois. You know you're digging some gold when just the title of the post makes you spew your drink:

what it might sound like were Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama to carry on a conversation with a Swingline stapler

Jeff G. (actual) nails it, as per his usual.

Swingline Staplers provide a lot of comedy gold. To wit:


more graph humor

I rest my case.