This week's outrage

".....tired of the speeches and the way that the reasons keep changing, just to make the words rhyme....."

(my apologies to Joe Walsh)

OK, sing along with the Ballad of Karl Rove:

Come listen to a story 'bout a man named Karl

the lefties are a-screamin' to lock him in a barrel.....

Piss off. You try rhyming something with "Karl"

I'm going to go out on a limb here, stick with me, I think I can make this work

Karl Rove should be fired. Siht-canned. Made redundant. Given the boot. Sacked. Tossed.

No, no, come back! I have a good reason for this:

Currently, Darth Rove is an official member of the Administration and thus bound by certian ethical and legal rules. He is also blamed by the left for EVERYTHING that goes wrong on this planet and beyond. Really, go read Kos or the Democratic Underground and find out just how insidious this man really is. Tsunami? Karl Rove. Madrid bombings? Karl Rove. Price of gas? Karl Rove. Sandra Day O'Connor retiring? Karl Rove. Stuck in traffic? Karl Rove.

We members of the VRWC are wasting a valuable asset.

A man with such powers as Darth Rove should not be shackled with ethical and / or legal constraints. He should be drummed out immediately.

Once off the public payroll; he can truly unleash the Force that is obviously at his command. If the left thinks Darth Rove is fcukin' with them now, just wait until he's freed of his constraints and can weild his power.

We can set him up in Cheney's secret undisclosed location, then turn him loose.

Just a thought.

*****Update*****

You thought I was joking about Darth Rove's powers? Heh. Read'em and weep.