"Our natural, inalienable rights are now considered to be a dispensation from government, and freedom has never been so fragile, so close to slipping from our grasp as it is at this moment." - Ronald W. Reagan
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Labels: Shop Talk
posted by Michael @ 22:23
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S.Weasel done did it good....
so anyway, Stoat Weasel has "poked her toe" into the world of inter-web net-tube thingy video:
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posted by Michael @ 22:11
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I'll be eating a lot more TacoBell.....
so anyway, last Tuesday TheMissus™ announced that she and the kids were going 'vegan'. This announcement proceeded a 34 hour filibuster on the joys and benefits of vegan-ism, the evils and horrors of meat consumption, and the pronouncement that I should be a vegan, too. (Three words: Not Gonna Happen)
As expected, it was decreed that all "animal products" be removed from the ice box. I was able to convince her that we should not just throw the food away, but that I would finish off all the "evil animal products".
Bright and early the next morning, I microwaved a plate of turkey bacon* for my breakfast as the kids were eating their free-trade organic oatmeal topped with free-range honey. I had (turkey) bacon for my breakfast everyday for the rest of the week.
So Monday evening, TheMissus™ makes a big batch of organic millet with free-trade mung beans, spinach, and hormone free yeast flakes. The kids were less than impressed. Frustrated, TheMissus™ asked if they wanted to put ketchup or something on it to make it more palatable.
Twin the Youngest piped up "Oh, yes. Can I put something on it?"
"Of course" said TheMissus. "What do you want to put on it?"
"Bacon" said Twin the Eldest.
Somehow, I thought it was a lot funnier than TheMissus™ did.
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*yeah, I know it's not really bacon
Labels: The Power of Bacon
posted by Michael @ 22:04
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I pledge Allegiance to The Flag of The United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with Liberty and Justice for all
"How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin. " -- Ronald W. Reagan
"An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life." -- Robert A. Heinlein
"America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe
(Special thanks to BigFurHat for the graphic)
"The more government takes in taxes, the less incentive people have to work. What coal miner or assembly-line worker jumps at the offer of overtime when he knows Uncle Sam is going to take sixty percent or more of his extra pay? Any system that penalizes success and accomplishment is wrong. Any system that discourages work, discourages productivity, discourages economic progress, is wrong." -- Ronald W. Reagan
(Special thanks to John E of the Moron Nation for the graphic)
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"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free." -- Ronald W. Reagan
"The care of human life and happiness, and not their destruction, is the first and only legitimate object of good government." --Thomas Jefferson
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen." -- Samuel Adams
"It is in vain, Sir, to extenuate the matter. Gentlemen may cry, Peace, Peace! -- but there is no peace. The war is actually begun! The next gale that sweeps from the North will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms! Our breathren are already in the field! Why stand we here idle? What is it that Gentlemen wish? What would they have?
Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery! Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!" -- Patrick Henry [Entire Speech]
"Before a standing army can rule, the people must be disarmed; as they are in almost every kingdom in Europe. The supreme power in America cannot enforce unjust laws by the sword; because the whole body of the people are armed, and constitute a superior force to any band of regular troops that can be, on any pretense, raised in the United States". --Noah Webster
(Special thanks to Stoat Weasel for the most excellent graphic)
"...that the said Constitution be never construed to authorize Congress to infringe the just liberty of the press, or the rights of conscience; or to prevent the people of the United States from keeping their own arms." -- Samuel Adams
"Children should be educated and instructed in the principles of freedom." --John Adams
"Tyranny has perhaps oftener grown out of the assumptions of power, called for, on pressing exigencies, by a defective constitution, than out of the full exercise of the largest constitutional authorities." --Alexander Hamilton & James Madison, Federalist No. 20
"An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." -- Jeff Cooper
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